Five rules for fashion friends

• Never say, "It doesn't really suit your body type. Can I try it?"
• Also never say, "It's a great look. Everybody in New York was wearing it last season
• You can ask a woman about her shoes and where she bought them but you're not allowed to go out and buy them unless you plan to never see this woman for at least a year
• Don't even ask about the handbag if it cost more than $1000
• When buying the Hermes watch - you know the one your friend arbitrarily wanted since she was 13 years old - make sure you're buying it for that friend and not yourself