September 10, 2011

A doggerel to the Elbow-Patched Tweed

This tweed coat is not a blazer, 
it's a sport coat but nomenclature shouldn't faze yer.
A sporty coat is supposed to snap,
This one has a vent that gaps.
Somebody's bottom is looking fat.
A good looking tweed ain't supposed to do that.

For my actual thoughts on elbow patches. I don't like them. Here's why.

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