A doggerel to the Elbow-Patched Tweed

This tweed coat is not a blazer, 

it's a sport coat but nomenclature shouldn't faze yer.

A sporty coat is supposed to snap,

This one has a vent that gaps.

Somebody's bottom is looking fat.

A good looking tweed ain't supposed to do that.

For my actual thoughts on elbow patches. I don't like them. Here's why.